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Smoking Demotivational Poster

SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do

I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer

TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

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forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm
that's so bad... 5L!


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.

CANCER - Shmancer...

CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.

EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!

TAGS: epic fail mom smoking pot
Rating: 2.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2016, 6:03 pm
She should just shut up, I'm sure she just came back from a date where she had sex with a strange man and nine of his closest friend.

THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?


TAGS: leather skin smoking goddess
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:06 pm
I thought it was Keith Richards, in drag again.
bangoskank - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
LOL 5L's
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:20 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:13 am
*hack, cough, wheeze* 5L


TAGS: smoking howitzer
Rating: 4.68/5

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MilDoc - February 25, 2011, 12:34 pm
Nothing quite like the sound of "Freedom's Thunder!" 5 TOTs Airman!
MPsniper - February 25, 2011, 4:57 am
arty arty i have a fire mission...3 batteries, 5rounds H.E. infantry in the open...
stenusmc - February 24, 2011, 6:02 pm
Like it very much to be on the outgoing end of this! Incoming end would be much uninyourfavor.
wonkycactus - February 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
As a Lieutenant of the King of Battle myself, I give this my seal of approval, Hooah!


TAGS: smoking fapping habit cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

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Mahomygod - February 18, 2011, 1:56 pm

WILLIE NELSON - did a great job disguising his tour bus yet for some reason everyone still knows the second he drives into town

SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.

TAGS: animal fish zoo smoking cigarette
Rating: 4.47/5

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Brawler - June 21, 2013, 10:27 am
Smoked Salmon - Extra Tarred :D

COUGAR QUEEN - "A woman's outfit should be like a barbed wire fence... serving its purpose without obstructing the view." Sophia Loren, age 75

TAGS: sophia loren still smoking hot at 75
Rating: 4.26/5

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GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 1:42 pm
or snagglepuss, depending on which end you're conversing with, just sayin'
CpnKangaroo - April 23, 2010, 1:39 pm
any cougar over the age of 50 automatically becomes a sabretooth.
G4briel - March 18, 2010, 2:45 pm
Damn... Fortunately there's still something Italians can be proud of...
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 4:54 pm
OK, for 75, sure she still looks good... I'm going to pass however. I don't care for the taste of formaldehyde
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:41 pm
I bet she knows a few tricks
R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 1:23 pm
And almost NSFW! You go girl!
R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 1:23 pm
Love it!!!! She is the reason there is even a term called GILF. 5 Hot Mamma's!

THE WEAK QUIT SMOKING - The strong fight cancer

TAGS: quit smoking or fight cancer
Rating: 3.69/5

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motifayk - February 16, 2013, 1:20 am
Same here, stay 5trong like a lion and fight cancer. Fav'd.
Hawamleh - June 3, 2012, 10:59 pm
effin fav'd and 5lioned


TAGS: quitting smoking is very easy
Rating: 4.39/5

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Brawler - June 9, 2011, 3:31 pm
Man snorts the longest line in history:D


TAGS: smoke smoking snake cigarette smoker cool
Rating: 3.44/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 21, 2009, 10:56 pm

ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets

TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

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Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a shitty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, shots of him taking down freaks, shots of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the damn thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?

SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...



SMOKING KILLS - In this case though, probably not fast enough.


ROKEN - it is dodelijk !

TAGS: roken smoking cigarette dodelijk tobacco tabak rauchen
Rating: 1.68/5

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Oi? - January 31, 2009, 5:59 pm
It's dutch ffs.
zigarette - November 6, 2008, 12:47 pm
Rauchen ist toedlich.
bhaal - November 6, 2008, 11:30 am
too bad its not in german. ;)
SKR1PP3R - September 23, 2008, 2:48 pm
I'm from germany...yeah its funny ;)
Sho - September 14, 2008, 10:18 am
Its an advice..........follow it Het is een advies.....volg het :P
pro - September 2, 2008, 12:02 pm
Maar hoe je het ook wendt of keert - grappig is het niet.
ax - September 2, 2008, 10:23 am
lawl, like you dont understand :P het is een beetje repetitief.
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 10:19 am
Boo too whatever moderator approved this!
... - September 1, 2008, 9:38 pm
Repetitive. It repeats.


SMOKING - its the leading cause of statistics

BEST LIGHTER IN THE WORLD - It will not stop you from smoking but at least it will remind you what you are putting in your mouth and where you are throwing your life

TAGS: smoking funny toilet shape lighter
Rating: 4.59/5

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gas - September 4, 2011, 11:02 am
that's absolutely bullsh*COUGH,COUGH,COUGH!*it


LUNG CANCER - "Ah, hell! Ya'll a bunch of pussies! Now, hand me my fifth of vodka!"


THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !


TAGS: smoking bad for you
Rating: 5/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:53 pm
Man... they're not even PRETENDING to do actual research anymore...
mariand - December 7, 2011, 12:49 am
LOL... this time I'm convinced



TAGS: smoking pleasure vice mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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CloudchaserS - March 1, 2013, 1:28 am
Having been there, I know the feeling. Quit 10 years ago, backslid once, smoked only one, felt sick for hours.

ANIMAL CRUELTY - Stop being a wuss and give Rusty a light

a non anti-smoking message -

TAGS: smoking nicotine addiction marlboro oxygen
Rating: 3.89/5

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twhanna - November 14, 2013, 7:56 pm
I would agree as a Canadian that our free health care is sometimes abused. The morbidly Obese, IV drug users and unhealthy life styles. But there are those that need it and medical care should be a human right not an "If you can afford it".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well yeah, if you live in Canada. The perks to living in Canada are a hundred times better than - dare I say? The USA, especially California where my wife and I live. Wow, is every user/moderator on this site in Canada? I'm thinking this is a sign.
curlyrocks - November 8, 2013, 3:06 pm
Ha Canada rocks, I can drink smoke and ruin my body all I want and the government still has to keep me alive in a dank crummy nursing home.

SMOKING - It's also bad for your mental health

TAGS: smoking mental health
Rating: 2.58/5

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Derek - August 10, 2009, 6:49 pm
Actually, there is evidence for this (beyond this picture).


TAGS: ironic gun and smoking lobbies rules
Rating: 4.22/5

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sickartist - March 30, 2010, 6:58 pm
Naw Ice. It's legal unles the bar-owner posts no guns at the door.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
Why the hell does anyone need a gun in a bar? Fight like men, for fuck's sake.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
Hey Sick, when did they change the law? Last I heard bars were still off limits here.
Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
That is because AZ is pragmatic. In other words, they rule.


TAGS: deathbed humor macabre smoking cessation
Rating: 4.11/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2016, 9:51 pm

mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 9:43 pm
choke, sputter, gasp, NOW laughing, ROTFL! Yup, she did. 5 LOL lions! Tnx IgV! I was hoping I'd find a good laugh! I did!


SMOKING - uhhh it's ummm uhhh ahh uhh bad mmkay


SO MUCH FOR RESOLUTIONS - Okay,okay! I swear... this is my last one!

TAGS: quit smoking resolution broken
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 9:36 am
Congrats Cloudchaser! Awesome accomplishment. 5L?
maoworks2 - January 4, 2013, 8:13 am
CloudchaserS - January 4, 2013, 3:46 am
I sometimes like to use that in place of "doctor" just for fun/to be silly :-)
steve1961 - January 4, 2013, 12:12 am
Congrats, CloudchaserS... ...ummm...Your VETERINARIAN told you???!!!
CloudchaserS - January 3, 2013, 11:47 pm
I used to until my veterinarian told me I have "some emphysema." I was prescribed the antidepressant Xanax to help me quit. My last one was 9dec02
MissPriss - January 3, 2013, 7:49 pm
Yep, he lasted about 1 day longer than me...:(
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:24 pm
Took this guy one day to ditch his "quit smoking" resolution ~ ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.


TAGS: no smoking cool off ice
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - February 4, 2011, 7:55 pm
Just keep it up. If you need help, or a poster feels weak, PM one of the elders for some help.
steph1 - February 4, 2011, 7:49 pm
@5150monkeylove - wow, thank you so much - i am humbled
5150monkeylove - February 4, 2011, 6:18 pm
Stephs gender is a non issue to me. The quality of posters is. Most of them are damn good!
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 9:07 am
I agree RL... and REALLY likes ice cream pops. I guess that could go either way.
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 8:06 am

your avatar tells me more about your politics than your gender. unless you're a bi-sexual trans-gender.
culos - February 4, 2011, 7:40 am
No on both counts, sorry
steph1 - February 4, 2011, 7:03 am
@ RL - hmm, is my profile pic sooo unclear?? and does this poster not clarify either?
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:31 am

um....steph....may i be so bold as to ask....are you a woman or a man? its all good....just askin....lol.

NOPE - Nothing can go wrong here.


TAGS: death comes quickly smoking kills
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 11:55 pm
Mother of god...


TAGS: ashtray smoking wife marriage
Rating: 4.36/5

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Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
added to the list, will do..
carebear - March 3, 2012, 11:50 am
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 10:17 pm
Looks like they have a store in Tuscany as well, I'll be over that way in June, might just take a look.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:18 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:51 pm
Must have .. Where do they sell these?..

CAMEL SMOKER'S LAMENT - I'd Walk a Mile for a Camel


TAGS: self satisfaction woody smoking
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:32 pm
Touche, space... I guess my word is gold.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:27 pm
I've never tasted my milkshake, so I'll have to take your word for it Aggy. LOL
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
Now that's funny Ron

DO NOT SMOKE - While breastfeeding... you'll burn your mothers tits.

TAGS: fire alf smoking
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:38 pm
You get 5 from me PlayerM... LMAO

THE NICOTINE PATCH - I only eat about thirty a day now.

TAGS: smoking nicotine patch doris mwlf eating
Rating: 2.63/5

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Mr. Nemo - September 12, 2009, 11:58 am
Eat them? DAMNIT! no wonder I can't keep the damn things lit.

DELTALINA SAYS: - Smoking is NOT allowed on ANY Delta Flight!

TAGS: smoking delta
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
Can't be too safe
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 8:42 am
CUBBY! You've already had 5 prostate exams this month...give it a break, okay?
Cubbybear - April 22, 2009, 7:22 pm
You know where you can stick that finger sweetie

CELEBRATION - your doing it right grandma!

TAGS: smoking old
Rating: 2.42/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:40 pm


ADDICTION - You know smoking is a bad habit, but you just can't help it.

TAGS: addiction smoking
Rating: 2.15/5

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rerun - December 19, 2010, 9:09 am

nice, resubmitted a bunch that was previously rejected.




TAGS: shes an ex because she gave up smoking
Rating: 4.83/5

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rerun - December 12, 2010, 10:13 am

one that has been half smoked and crushed to be put out.....no wonder you couldn't keep her
boeweizer - June 11, 2010, 12:53 pm
100's or shorts?
Airman - June 11, 2010, 12:23 pm
5 Lucky Strikes
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:13 pm
Filtered, I hope.


TAGS: culos smoking kills
Rating: 4.45/5

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Hawamleh - March 4, 2011, 11:40 am
Yes, Yes she does.


TAGS: marriage day shes given up smoking the pipe
Rating: 4.25/5

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rerun - March 8, 2010, 10:17 pm

brings a tear to my eyes.

CONFUCUS SAY - Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spreads limbs.

TAGS: confucus smoking socks
Rating: 4.24/5

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R.S.Jake - March 24, 2010, 6:05 pm
Much Better! Sexier girl too.


TAGS: she s still hawt cubby smoking
Rating: 4/5

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Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 9:37 pm
Eww, I hate freckles...always looks like someone through feces at them through a screen door.


He's Working on the 'Vision' Thing -

TAGS: vision smoking marijuana
Rating: 3.19/5
jake - April 15, 2009, 3:31 am
sorry, first one I did. wasn't familiar with all the buttons....
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 12:05 am
Very nice. Too bad you don't want to take credit for your work.


SMOKING - It Kills

SMOKING - Has also been proven to be dangerous for the Nintendo DS!

TAGS: nintendo ds smoking fuck
Rating: 2.79/5

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Dalek - August 14, 2008, 8:34 am
Brain Fart, from the makers of Brain Age

SMOKE RINGS - Here we see Olympic Smoke Ring sensation Yukio Takanawa with his winning tribute to Athletic Smoking

TAGS: olympics smoke ring humor smoking
Rating: 2.17/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 24, 2008, 2:04 am
As a smoker who's unable to blow smoke rings, I approve of this moti.

SALVATION ARMY - Doing the most good...


TAGS: roamer after smoking pot
Rating: 2/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:30 pm
It's Megayman! (not a typo)

JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC

TAGS: britney spears smoking pregnant jerk jerks
Rating: 1.81/5

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Man.. - February 18, 2009, 10:52 am
Isn't this how the movie Idocracy starts?
Valeria - October 24, 2008, 3:57 pm
She´s a stupid.
me - September 24, 2008, 9:30 pm
I just noticed, you can see her nipples through that shirt!
Fubar - May 13, 2008, 12:33 pm
That looks so atractive.....NOT. You wouldn't kiss it with breath like that let alone f*ck it...

SMOKIN' CIGARETTES - and watching Captain Kangaroo. Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.

TAGS: smoking
Rating: 1.8/5

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agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 12:29 am
Using those lyrics on a pokemon picture would've been less lame.
Preacher Man - September 3, 2009, 12:23 am
Does it show how old I am that I understand the reference? (At any rate, it shows my parent's appalling taste in music when I was a kid.)

Legalize Weed Use -

my precious -

TAGS: smoking lotr
Rating: 4.86/5

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GaryO - February 25, 2014, 9:20 am
The Lord rolleth


TAGS: miss p the smoking lamp is lit
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - December 3, 2012, 7:30 pm
Bahahaha 5L greeny! Now on the serious side...it is not a pretty sight greeny, not at all...so send me a dam pack!
mariand - December 3, 2012, 5:59 pm
hahahaha...When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head... And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough... All the things you do to me and everything you said... And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough...


1957 Typing Class showing pwissy's mom learning a trade -

TAGS: typewriter smoking in class
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2013, 7:19 pm
You're lucky she never progressed further than a typewriter! She doesn't own a computer, so you get away this time...muhaha.

addiction -

health shmealth -

Aside from Health -


Koalas -

SMOKE BREAK - Even super-heroes have their vices.



TAGS: smoking ridem cowboy
Rating: 3.64/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 6:30 pm
Oh, come on now. I reviewed, drank some NeoCitran, reviewe again, drank some more NeoCitran and did a spell check.
ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:00 pm
Proofreading is our friend. (did you hear that Face?)
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 1:59 pm
Just noticed my mistake. Be gentle, as I'm off work sick today.

Kids -

TAGS: smoking kid
Rating: 3.63/5

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PERSISTANCE - Down, but not out !


TAGS: freedom speach choice smoking silence
Rating: 3.44/5

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Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:54 am
haha 2 bucks here.
CANADA - February 4, 2011, 12:17 am
15 bucks a pack for smokes here :(
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:34 am
Yea and they sell them to minors, hell a liter of vodka is aproximatly 10$ its pretty cheap here in jordan..
Fritz0817 - June 26, 2010, 5:51 pm
1.50 a pack? wow that's cheap.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:06 pm
Lol Smn Just one lion bombed all my posters :D

Free Range Hillbillies -


THE WIFE - don't like me smoking in the house deleted deleted

BRAND LOYALTY - If we teach them to buy poison they will buy anything.

CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.


MORNING BREATH? - Ever wonder why your smokes taste funny in the morning.

BABY KILLING - Shes getting a head start.

TAGS: baby killing smoking
Rating: 2.54/5

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CyberFreq - February 18, 2009, 12:56 am
WTF her pockets come down lower than her shorts(?) do.
DotDotDot - January 16, 2009, 6:49 am
The same as it did before she got pregnant... like crap.
B Heezy - December 29, 2008, 4:09 pm
wonder what that tattoo will look like at the end of 9 months...

PRIORITIES - because jackhammer noise has harmful effects

TAGS: smoking
Rating: 2.48/5

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Scorpio7 - January 6, 2009, 7:51 pm
I was unaware that this poster existed, prior to my own being created. My public apologies for http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=29467
He11Kn1ght - June 19, 2008, 11:20 am
Yes. Yes she is.
UNBELIEVABLE - May 29, 2008, 11:05 am
Is she smoking a fucking cigarette???

AWESOME! - Pluto just kicked the habit.

NO SMOKING SIGN - while using audio-sensory perception

TAGS: rene margritte no smoking sign intellectuals ceci n est pas une pipe rnr
Rating: 2.19/5

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RnR - August 28, 2008, 9:50 am
shhh, dont tell :)
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 9:44 am
Ceci n'est pas une "no smoking sign." It's tunnel bait.


TAGS: smoking
Rating: 2.12/5

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Arpaleggia - January 8, 2009, 1:24 pm
The Crab is the anthropromorphic sign of the Zodiac for... Cancer! Lol, I see what you did there!
Kung-Fu Devil - October 30, 2008, 10:14 am
It gives you crabs.

EUPHORIA - Check your strife at the shower door.

TAGS: euphoria shower singing smoking
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - February 17, 2010, 8:37 pm
Too right! But, if he's trying to smoke, perhaps he has parked a little too much at the shower door.